How About No

alisonzai:

mirksilua:

mirksilua:

So my dog is a 210 pound Great Dane who has never had a toy smaller than a car tire before, and he always rips them to sheds within a couple weeks.

Recently my sister got him the biggest toy she could find in the doggy toy section, a toy owl about the size of my dog’s head.

He smelled it, took it delicately in his mouth, then just dropped it on the floor and has barely touched it since.

But I keep finding him with it near him while he is sleeping.

I haven’t put it there, and neither has my mum.

He never chews on it, like he is afraid to break it.

And it is always right near his head when he sleeps.

I think he has accepted the tiny owl as his pet.

When the fuck did this get notes
Did someone famous reblog my tiny puppy boy

alter-cation:

idrils:

dear clothing manufacturers:

• make sleeves go all the way to the wrist
  
• stop putting shelf bras in everything
  
• make jeans for short people with big butts
• make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer
• stop putting hanger straps on everything, they’re fn annoying and we’re disasters who don’t use them anyway
• fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?
• put pockets on everything i am serious
• charge less than half what you’re currently charging for shorts
• end ‘one size fits all’ forever
• size women’s clothing the way you size men’s clothing: with MEASUREMENTS
• basically stop everything you’re doing and start over completely and don’t be rude dusty dongs this time

* MAKE WHITE SHIRTS THAT ARE NOT SEE-THROUGH. MAKE ALL SHIRTS NOT SEE-THROUGH. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

blackberryshawty:

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

fathappyhippo:

abweichung:

gxing-in-cxrcles:

the worst pain is to make small talk with the person you once told everything.

this omg

Okay but have you considered: making a big thing of Mac and cheese, and then dropping it all on the carpet